Alois-Witze

[alois]

i hoff de gfalln ench

[alois]

"Herr Leutnant, wissen Sie eigentlich, wie man ein Arschlöcher neugierig macht?"
"Nein - wie denn?"
"Ich erzähl's Ihnen morgen!"

[alois]

Frage an Radio Eriwan:
"Ist es möglich machen Liebe mit offenem Fenster?"
Antwort von Radio Eriwan:
"Im Prinzip ja, aber Frau wäre vielleicht besser..."

[alois]

Weihnachtsabend bei Familie Schmidt. Die Brüder Hans und Peter sitzen unter dem Weihnachtsbaum, Hans mit einem Berg von Geschenken, Peter mit nur ein paar wenigen.
Hans zu Peter: "Kann es sein, daß meine Eltern mich mehr lieben als dich?"
Darauf Peter: "Kann es sein, daß du Krebs hast?"

[metal_braut]

ja i find funny...owa leider kenn i de schu...lol

[woif]

was is da unterschied zwischen an mann und an nebel???
keiner, wenn sie sich rechtzeitig verziehen dann weats nu a scheana tog!!

[metal_braut]

warum darf man in italien kein viagra nehmen???
weil als gestohlen wird was länger als 10minuten steht!!!

[Angerer Franz Jose]

I find de alle leider ned witztig! ku einfoch nix mochn sry
euer franz

[Stoffel]

der italienerwitz söd von de polen sein

[Angerer Franz Jose]

Kommen sie nach Polen ihr auto ist schon dort! 

[HelenJames]

Something alike was discussed on the ask.com,i can give someone a link if anybody need it

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